West Texas Sheriff Applicant

West Texas Sheriff Applicant




West Texas Sheriff Applicant
A young Texan grew up wanting to be a law
man. He grew up big, 6'2", strong as a longhorn, and fast as a mustang. He
could shoot a bottle cap tossed in the air at 40 paces.
When he finally came of age, he applied to , where he had only dreamed of
working: the West Texas Sheriff's Department.
After a big mess of tests and interviews, Chief Deputy BOB finally called
him into his office for the young man's last interview.
the Chief Deputy said, "You're a big strong kid and you can really shoot.
So far your qualifications all look real good, but we have what you might
call an 'attitude suitability test' that you must take before you can be
accepted. We just don't let anyone carry our badge son."
Then, sliding a service pistol and a box of ammo across the desk, the
Chief said, "Take this pistol and go out and shoot:

six illegal aliens,
six lawyers,
six meth dealers,
six Muslim extremists,
six democrats,
and a rabbit"

"Why the rabbit?"

"Great attitude. You pass." says the Chief Deputy. "When can you start?"