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Thursday, November 25, 2010

'What the HELL is Victoria 's Secret?'

After years and years of suspense...

The Question everyone is dying to know is, 'What the HELL is Victoria 's Secret?'


Finally, the Answer Is................


                                                                                   Thanks.......... my sister connie

Wednesday, November 24, 2010

TEST FOR MEN OVER 50

A study by the University of Hawaii Department of Psychology has determined men over 50 may have difficulty with computer Internet technology. An initial analysis suggests it may be due to brain age, prior alcohol or drug abuse, shrinkage of the Occipital lobes, resulting in the deterioration of concentration and visual impairment requiring an increased need for stronger glasses or contact lenses.


To this purpose, The University of Hawaii Department of Psychology developed this Test to help you determine if you have symptoms which may require medical attention. Take the Test to help you determine if you should consider consulting a professional.

TEST FOR MEN OVER 50

Test Here

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Monday, November 22, 2010

WIFE CHEATING ON HUSBAND

A man goes hunting with a bunch of his friends on His land!! They have been hunting a while and his best friend says"hey I can see in your bedroom with my scope". He says " who's that man in the bedroom with your wife? The husband says "what? r u joking? The friend replies,"no honestly. I can see them!! The husband says "Fine shoot her in the head and him in the private!! The friend replies"I CAN GET THAT IN ONE SHOT!!!!!!!!"

Sunday, November 21, 2010

Have you ever seen a baby porcupine?




Have you ever seen a baby porcupine?


Fable of the porcupine--It was the coldest
winter ever. Many animals died because of the
cold. The porcupines, realizing the situation, decided to group together. This way they covered and protected themselves; but the quills of each one wounded their closest companions even though they gave off heat to each other.
After awhile, they decided to distance themselves one from the other and they began to die, alone and frozen.
So they had to make a choice: Either accept the quills of their companions or disappear from the Earth. Wisely, they decided to go back to being together. This way they learned to live with the little wounds that were caused by the close relationship with their companions, but the most
important part of it, was the heat that came from the others.
This way they were able to survive.

Moral of the story:

The best relationship is not the one that brings
together perfect people, but the best is when each individual learns to live with the imperfections of others and can admire the other person's good qualities.

The Real Moral of the story!
LEARN TO LOVE THE PRICKS IN YOUR LIFE.

Friday, November 12, 2010

Send the ACLU a CHRISTMAS CARD

Let's do this! I am going to add this to my card list for sure!


Pass this on to your church, co-workers, family, and friends. What do you have to lose but 44 cents, what do you have to gain, more than you will ever know. What a clever idea! Yes, Christmas cards. This is coming early so that you can get ready to include an important address to your list.

Want to have some fun this CHRISTMAS?
Send the ACLU a CHRISTMAS CARD this year
As they are working so very hard to get rid of the CHRISTMAS part of this holiday, we should all send them a nice, card to brighten up their dark, sad, little world. Make sure it says "Merry Christmas" on it.

Here's the address, just don't be rude or crude:

ACLU

125 Broad Street , 18th Floor

New York , NY 10004

Two tons of Christmas cards would freeze their operations because they wouldn't know if any were regular mail containing contributions. So spend 44 cents and tell the ACLU to leave Christmas alone.
Also tell them that there is no such thing as a" Holiday Tree".
It's always been called a CHRISTMAS TREE!
And pass this on to your email lists. We really want to communicate
with the ACLU! They really DESERVE us!!
For those of you who aren't aware of them, the ACLU, (the American Civil Liberties Union) is the one suing the U.S. Government to take God, Christmas or anything religious away from us. They represent the atheists and others in this war. Help put Christ back in Christmas!

Proud to be White

This is great.. I have been wondering about why Whites are racists, and no other race is.


Proud to be White


Michael Richards makes his point....................
Michael Richards better known as Kramer from TVs Seinfeld does make a good point.

This was his defense speech in court after making racial comments in his comedy act. He makes some very interesting points...
Someone finally said it. How many are actually paying attention to this? There are African Americans, Mexican Americans, Asian Americans, Arab Americans, etc.
And then there are just Americans. You pass me on the street and sneer in my direction. You call me 'White boy,' 'Cracker,' 'Honkey,' 'Whitey,' 'Caveman'... and that's OK..
But when I call you, Nigger, Kike, Towel head, Sand-nigger, Camel Jockey, Beaner, Gook, or Chink .. You call me a racist.
You say that whites commit a lot of violence against you... so why are the ghettos the most dangerous places to live?
You have the United Negro College Fund. You have Martin Luther King Day..
You have Black History Month. You have Cesar Chavez Day.
You have Yom Hashoah. You have Ma'uled Al-Nabi.
You have the NAACP. You have BET.... If we had WET (White Entertainment Television), we'd be racists. If we had a White Pride Day, you would call us racists.
If we had White History Month, we'd be racists.
If we had any organization for only whites to 'advance' OUR lives, we'd be racists.
We have a Hispanic Chamber of Commerce, a Black Chamber of Commerce, and then we just have the plain Chamber of Commerce. Wonder who pays for that??
A white woman could not be in the Miss Black American pageant, but any color can be in the Miss America pageant.
If we had a college fund that only gave white students scholarships... You know we'd be racists.
There are over 60 openly proclaimed Black Colleges in the US ... Yet if there were 'White colleges', that would be a racist college.
In the Million Man March, you believed that you were marching for your race and rights. If we marched for our race and rights, you would call us racists.
You are proud to be black, brown, yellow and orange, and you're not afraid to announce it. But when we announce our white pride, you call us racists.
You rob us, carjack us, and shoot at us. But, when a white police officer shoots a black gang member or beats up a black drug dealer running from the law and posing a threat to society, you call him a racist.
I am proud.... But you call me a racist.
Why is it that only whites can be racists??
There is nothing improper about this e-mail.. Let's see which of you are proud enough to send it on. I sadly don't think many will.. That's why we have LOST most of OUR RIGHTS in this country. We won't stand up for ourselves!
BE PROUD TO BE WHITE!
It's not a crime YET... but getting very close!

Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Have You Ever Danced?

Have You Ever Danced?


An old prospector shuffled into town leading an old tired mule.
The old man headed straight for the only saloon to clear his parched throat.
He walked up and tied his old mule to the hitch rail. As he stood there, brushing some of the dust from his face and clothes, a young gunslinger stepped out of the saloon with a gun in one hand and a bottle of whiskey in the other.
The young gunslinger looked at the old man and laughed, saying, "Hey old man, have you ever danced?"
The old man looked up at the gunslinger and said, "No, I never did dance... never really wanted to."
A crowd had gathered as the gunslinger grinned and said, "Well, you old fool, you're gonna dance now," and started shooting at the old man's feet.
The old prospector --not wanting to get a toe blown off-- started hopping around like a flea on a hot skillet. Everybody was laughing, fit to be tied.
When his last bullet had been fired, the young gunslinger, still laughing, holstered his gun and turned around to go back into the saloon.
The old man turned to his pack mule, pulled out a double-barreled shotgun, and cocked both hammers.
The loud clicks carried clearly through the desert air.
The crowd stopped laughing immediately.
The young gunslinger heard the sounds too, and he turned around very slowly. The silence was almost deafening.
The crowd watched as the young gunman stared at the old timer and the large gaping holes of those twin barrels.
The barrels of the shotgun never wavered in the old man's hands, as he quietly said, "Son, have you ever licked a mule's butt?"
The gunslinger swallowed hard and said, "No sir..... but... I've always wanted to."
There are a few lessons for us all here:



Never be arrogant.


Don't waste ammunition.


Whiskey makes you think you're smarter than you are.


Always, always make sure you know who has the power.


Don't mess with old men,they didn't get old by being stupid.

Tuesday, November 9, 2010

Cowboys and Indians

Three strangers strike up a conversation in the airport passenger lounge in Calgary, Alberta, while awaiting their respective flights. One is a native Indian from the Sarcee Reservation. Another is a cowboy on his way to Vancouver for a livestock auction. The third passenger is a fundamentalist Arab student newly arrived at the University of Calgary from the Middle East.
Their discussion drifts to their diverse cultures. Soon, the two Albertans learn that the Arab is a devout, radical Muslim and the conversation falls into an uneasy lull. The cowboy leans back in his chair, crosses his boots on a magazine table and tips his big sweat-stained hat forward over his face. The wind outside is blowing tumbleweeds around, and the old windsock is flapping, but still no plane comes.
To break the silence, the Indian clears his throat and softly speaks:
"At one time here, my people were many, but sadly, now we are few."
The Muslim student raises an eyebrow and leans forward:
"Once my people were few" he sneers, "and now we are many. Why do you suppose that is?"
The Alberta cowboy shifts his toothpick to one side of his mouth, and from the darkness beneath his Stetson says in a smooth drawl, "That's 'cause we ain't played Cowboys and Muslims yet . . . but I do believe it's a-comin'..."

Monday, November 8, 2010

Four Great Religious Truths:

People of all faiths need to remember these Four Great Religious Truths:
1. Muslims do not recognize Jews as God's chosen people.
2. Jews do not recognize Christ as the Messiah.
3. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian world.
4. Baptists do not recognize each other at Hooters or the liquor store.
In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Benjamin Franklin

Saturday, November 6, 2010

WALMART INTERVIEW

WALMART INTERVIEW



Jennifer a manager at Wal-Mart had the task of

hiring someone to fill a job opening.. After

sorting through a stack of 20 resumes she found

four people who were equally qualified. Jennifer

decided to call the four in and ask them only

one question. Their answer would determine which

of them would get the job.

The day came and as the four sat

Around the conference room table, Jennifer

asked, 'What is the fastest thing you know of?'

The first man replied, 'A THOUGHT.' It just pops

into your head. There's no warning.

'That's very good!' replied Jennifer.

'And, now you sir?', she asked the second man.

'Hmmm.....let me see 'A blink! It comes and goes

and you don't know that it ever happened.. A

BLINK is the fastest thing I know of.'

'Excellent!' said Jennifer. 'The blink of an

eye, that's a very popular cliche for speed.'

She then turned to the third man, who was

contemplating his reply..

Well, out at my dad's ranch, you step out of

the house and on the wall there's a light

switch.. When you flip that switch, way out

across the pasture the light on the barn comes

on in less than an instant. 'Yip, TURNING ON A

LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think of'.

Jennifer was very impressed with the third

answer and thought she had found her man. 'It's

hard to beat the speed of light,' she said.

Turning to Bubba, the fourth and final man,

Jennifer posed the same question.

Old Bubba replied, 'After hearing the previous

three answers, it's obvious to me that the

fastest thing known is DIARRHEA.'

'WHAT!?' said Jennifer, stunned by the response...

'Oh sure', said BUBBA. 'You see, the other day I

wasn't feeling so good, and I ran for the

bathroom, but before I could THINK, BLINK, or

TURN ON THE LIGHT, I had already shit my pants.'

BUBBA is now the new greeter at a Wal-Mart near

you!

Monday, November 1, 2010

Toni Gundling

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June 9th, 2010 I closed my account with Dish Network.



2 reasons: Told I would not have an HD charge for my digital t.v. , to find out that I was told incorrectly by the salesperson

and that I would not have a contract. (The form you sign during installation is the contract, which I was not told at that time that it was. I asked the installer as well. He stated he needed this form signed showing that he installed the equipment.)

After installation in March of 2010, Ihad several issues with the picture on my Plasma t.v., programming and inability to view my channels due to constant disruptions because of weather. Every time I would call to speak to someone, they would tell me I had to speak to another department that handled problems like this. They were deceptive, acted like they could not fix any issues and very evasive with responses or answers to any issues. I have tried for 6 months to close this account, they refuse to close it, for what reason I do not know. I filed a complaint with the Better Business Bureau in July. Only until 1 month ago could I get boxes to return their equipment. They have charged my account $400.00 for equipment that has been returned. I have two e-mails from Dish Network with Tracking Numbers showing they were received by them on Friday, October 1st, 2010 at 10:10 am. They have found my husbands cell number and are now calling him daily asking me to call them about my account being overdue. They have temporarily interrupted my service due to lack of payment. Thank God for small favors! I have since went back to Direct TV effective Jun 9th, 2010, same day I cancelled with this company. My next step is to file a complaint with the PUCO.



This company has to stop it's deceptive ways and treatment to customers. Anyone who has experienced the same please respond. Maybe this will help everyone not just me.