Now that's Gun Control....shared by Steve Metz...thanks Steve

THE HOUSTON HERALD NEWSPAPER" IN HOUSTON , TEXAS


Last Thursday Night Around Midnight, A Woman From Houston , Texas Was
Arrested, Jailed, And Charged With Manslaughter For Shooting A Man 6 Times
In The Back As He Was Running Away With Her Purse.
The Following Monday Morning, The Woman Was Called In Front Of The
Arraignment Judge, Sworn In, And Asked To Explain Her Actions. The Woman
Replied, "I Was Standing At The Corner Bus Stop For About 15 Minutes,
Waiting For The Bus To Take Me Home After Work. I Am A Waitress At A Local
Cafe... I Was There Alone, So I Had My Right Hand On My Pistol, That Was In
My Purse, That Was Hung Over My Left Shoulder.
All Of A Sudden I Was Being Spun Around Hard To My Left. As I Caught My
Balance, I Saw A Man Running Away From Me With My Purse. I Looked Down At
My Right Hand And I Saw That My Fingers Were Wrapped Tightly Around My
Pistol. The Next Thing I Remember Is Saying Out Loud, " No Way Punk! Your
Not Stealing My Pay Check And Tips." I Raised My Right Hand, Pointed My
Pistol At The Man Running Away From Me With My Purse, And Squeezed The
Trigger Of My Pistol 6 Times!
When Asked By The Arraignment Judge, "Why Did You Shoot The Man 6 Times?
The Woman Replied Under Oath, "Because, When I Pulled The Trigger The 7th
Time, It Only Went Click."
The Woman Was Acquitted Of All Charges. She Was Back At Work, At The Cafe,
The Next Day!

Now that's Gun Control....

Bank Robber.........

Bank Robber.........
A hooded robber burst into a Texas bank and forced the tellers to load a
sack full of cash.
On his way out the door, a brave Texas customer grabbed the hood and pulled
it off revealing the robber’s face. The robber shot the customer without a
moment’s hesitation.
He then looked around the bank and noticed one of the tellers looking
straight at him. The robber instantly shot him also. Everyone else, by now
very scared, looked intently down at the floor in silence.
The robber yelled, ‘Well, did anyone else see my face?’
There are a few moments of utter silence in which everyone was plainly
afraid to speak.
Then, one old cowboy from Nevada tentatively raised his hand and said, ‘My
wife got a pretty good look at you.’