THE HOUSTON HERALD NEWSPAPER" IN HOUSTON , TEXAS
Last Thursday Night Around Midnight, A Woman From Houston , Texas Was
Arrested, Jailed, And Charged With Manslaughter For Shooting A Man 6 Times
In The Back As He Was Running Away With Her Purse.
The Following Monday Morning, The Woman Was Called In Front Of The
Arraignment Judge, Sworn In, And Asked To Explain Her Actions. The Woman
Replied, "I Was Standing At The Corner Bus Stop For About 15 Minutes,
Waiting For The Bus To Take Me Home After Work. I Am A Waitress At A Local
Cafe... I Was There Alone, So I Had My Right Hand On My Pistol, That Was In
My Purse, That Was Hung Over My Left Shoulder.
All Of A Sudden I Was Being Spun Around Hard To My Left. As I Caught My
Balance, I Saw A Man Running Away From Me With My Purse. I Looked Down At
My Right Hand And I Saw That My Fingers Were Wrapped Tightly Around My
Pistol. The Next Thing I Remember Is Saying Out Loud, " No Way Punk! Your
Not Stealing My Pay Check And Tips." I Raised My Right Hand, Pointed My
Pistol At The Man Running Away From Me With My Purse, And Squeezed The
Trigger Of My Pistol 6 Times!
When Asked By The Arraignment Judge, "Why Did You Shoot The Man 6 Times?
The Woman Replied Under Oath, "Because, When I Pulled The Trigger The 7th
Time, It Only Went Click."
The Woman Was Acquitted Of All Charges. She Was Back At Work, At The Cafe,
The Next Day!
Now that's Gun Control....
This blog is not intended to offend but instead is to open your eyes of things going on in our world. If you disagree with the post, investigate them futhur.I still will splatter the pages with as much humor as possible.These are post either too "over the top" for facebook or just too long. More will be revealed....if you have something funny or controversial and would like me to post it,email me and I'll post it,please let me know if you would like a by line...Charlie
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