WALMART INTERVIEW

WALMART INTERVIEW



Jennifer a manager at Wal-Mart had the task of

hiring someone to fill a job opening.. After

sorting through a stack of 20 resumes she found

four people who were equally qualified. Jennifer

decided to call the four in and ask them only

one question. Their answer would determine which

of them would get the job.

The day came and as the four sat

Around the conference room table, Jennifer

asked, 'What is the fastest thing you know of?'

The first man replied, 'A THOUGHT.' It just pops

into your head. There's no warning.

'That's very good!' replied Jennifer.

'And, now you sir?', she asked the second man.

'Hmmm.....let me see 'A blink! It comes and goes

and you don't know that it ever happened.. A

BLINK is the fastest thing I know of.'

'Excellent!' said Jennifer. 'The blink of an

eye, that's a very popular cliche for speed.'

She then turned to the third man, who was

contemplating his reply..

Well, out at my dad's ranch, you step out of

the house and on the wall there's a light

switch.. When you flip that switch, way out

across the pasture the light on the barn comes

on in less than an instant. 'Yip, TURNING ON A

LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think of'.

Jennifer was very impressed with the third

answer and thought she had found her man. 'It's

hard to beat the speed of light,' she said.

Turning to Bubba, the fourth and final man,

Jennifer posed the same question.

Old Bubba replied, 'After hearing the previous

three answers, it's obvious to me that the

fastest thing known is DIARRHEA.'

'WHAT!?' said Jennifer, stunned by the response...

'Oh sure', said BUBBA. 'You see, the other day I

wasn't feeling so good, and I ran for the

bathroom, but before I could THINK, BLINK, or

TURN ON THE LIGHT, I had already shit my pants.'

BUBBA is now the new greeter at a Wal-Mart near

you!